My heart leapt into my mouth. I slammed my car into gear and hit the gas. As soon as I came into phone range, I called one of my friends and choked out a conversation that went something like: "You ... I saw ... I don't know ... It was big and hairy and it smelled ...''
I was hyperventilating and laughing and frightened so badly I was crying. The diagnosis: I had just seen bigfoot.
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