Voice of the White House July 10, 2005

"The "terrorist" attacks in London recently reek like a dead mackerel in the moonlight. It is a topic We Do Not Discuss in the Monkey Palace for very obvious reasons. Bush and Blair are suffering from meltdown. If Blair is booted out as PM, Bush would lose his most powerful ally so suddenly, another "terrorist" attack, coincidentally, just as the two liars are holding an "important" conference in Scotland (far away from any possible injury) and both rushed to the microphones to reaffirm their determination to pursue the "war on terrorism." As it is doubtful in the extreme that the honest and competent British authorities (at least not the Blair gang) would ever do such a vicious act for political gain, the suspicions here inside the Beltway is that the Porter Goss band of trained attack dwarves have struck again. Here is some additional input for your readers to chew on: