Tabloid adds its own scream to howling in the night

Roll over, Loch Ness, and tell Roswell, N.M., the news: The howls reported in the Miami Valley have made the tabloids.

HOWLING BEAST TERRORIZES OHIO TOWN screams the headline in the Weekly Sun, a tabloid in which you'll find out where UFOs are hovering and how Jesus very well could have, possibly, just maybe, changed the path of Hurricane Katrina. The story is in the Sun's Monday issue, on newsstands now.