A little military levity
in honor of our men and women in the Armed Forces.
Not allowed to add 'In accordance with the prophesy' to the end of answers I give to a question an officer asks me.
The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
May not bring a drag queen to the battalion formal dance.
Crucifixes do not ward off officers, and I should not test that.
Despite the confusing similarity in the names, the "Safety Dance" and the "Safety Briefing" are never to be combined.
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